|Season 6, Episode 11|
|Air date||March 10, 2002|
|Written by||Alex Gregory & Peter Huyck|
|Directed by||Anthony Lioi|
The Substitute Spanish Prisoner
Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret Hill
Cotton's VFW is in dire straits as members are lost to the grim reaper. First, they're behind on their propane bill, then their fundraiser goes awry, and are finally evicted from their building. To Peggy's displeasure, Hank invites the VFW into their house. In order to get them back into their own building, Peggy suggests that the VFW should invite Vietnam vets to join their organization. Cotton and the WWII vets don't like this idea ("Vietnam boys?" says Cotton. "No goddang way! The VFW stands for Veterans of Foreign Wars, not reefer-smokin' losers!"). The WWII vets are desperate and host a picnic to which a group of Vietnam vets are invited. The vets who show up, however, are in group therapy suffering from post-traumatic stress disorder. When the older vets start ragging on the younger men it leads to a new confrontation with many of the still traumatized Viet veterans going through episodes. Cotton and Hank are chased through the woods until they are cornered on a cliff. Hank tells his dad he's sorry, but Cotton says he has nothing to be sorry for and that he did a good job. Hearing this the Vietnam veterans all snap back to reality, saying that all they ever wanted was to here someone say thanks for what they did. Cotton says he's impressed by them managing to corner him better than any enemy soldiers, and he walks off chatting with one of the younger veterans.
Meanwhile, Dale, having purchased an antique falconer's glove that supposedly belonged to Herman Goering at the veteran's fundraiser gets a pet falcon that likes to attack Bill constantly.
The episode seems it could be inspired by the Sylvester Stallone movie "First Blood", in which a disturbed Vietnam Veteran is pushed too far and hunts those who provoked him, employing guerrilla warfare. Cotton provokes the Vietnam Vets and he and Hank are hunted through the forest in a similar way. In both occasions the Veteran's corner and defeat their antagonists.
Trivia: Bobby Hill didn't appear in this episode.