|Shiny Pines Old Woman|
|Name||Shiny Pines Old Woman|
|First appearance||Texas City Twister|
Shiny Pines Old Woman was a resident at Shiny Pines Trailer Park.
She is seen running through Shiny Pines Trailer Park going to the cellar. She yells at Hank and Bobby to take shelter as the twister is coming. She takes Bobby to the cellar while Hank searches for Luanne and Peggy. At the eye of the twister a naked Hank is a bit hesitant to go to the shelter. Apparently he was surprised that she was in the shelter even though he was the one to tell her to take Bobby there. She tells him to mind her because she "has seen a barrel of pickles in my day."
- Season 2