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Maid in Arlen is the one hundred-forty-eighth episode of King of the Hill. It was first aired on May 18, 2003. The episode was written by Dan Sterling, and directed by Kyounghee Lim and Boohwan Lim.


Bill and Laoma, Kahn's mother, enter into a romantic relationship that Kahn works overtime to sabotage. "Maid In Arlen" is most likely a spin on the title "Maid In Manhattan."


  • Laoma: "Mrs. Hill, I must respectfully say that you are missing an opportunity for the greatest cleanliness of your windows.
  • Peggy: "I beg your pardon!"
  • Laoma: "You use improper wiping motion."
  • Laoma: "If you would allow me to demonstrate."
  • Laoma's Go to Line: "If I may just demonstrate."
  • Laoma's Funny Line: "Uh oh, Sticky Stain!" "Unh Unh Unh Unh!" (Hank gets up to leave.) "No no Mr. Hill! You stay and watch, I insist!" Laoma grunting to remove the stick stain: "Unh Unh!"
  • Hank: "Oh God!"
  • Dale: "Heck, I'll take a day, I can use some Asian fingerprints in there."
  • Laoma Before Kissing Bill: "I will be gentle, if you will allow me to demonstrate."
  • Kahn's Funny Lines Scene in the Alley: "Dautrieve, my mother get home 2 hours late last night! You work her overtime?" (Guys suppress laugh). (Bill: "I'm sorry Kahn, We lost track of the hour.) "Well that unacceptable, every time my mother comes from your house, she's sweaty and exhausted!" (Guys suppress their laugh). (Hank whispers: "Come on guys, coot it!") "From now on, you stop riding my mother so hard!" (The guys laugh really hard!)
  • Funny Scene: (Hank is in the bathroom), Laoma, outside the bathroom door, asks: "Do you require assistance Mr. Hill?", Hank: "NO!"
  • Laoma: "Bill is such a big strong man!"
  • Laoma: (Laoma to Bill) "You know I only flirt with you!" (Kahn: "Unhhh!")
  • Kahn: "What a rush! Maybe next, I will break up Hank and Peggy!"


  • Dale signs his real name on Minh's clipboard despite it being established that he always signs as "Rusty Shackleford". 
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Get Your Freak Off · The Fat and the Furious · Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do · Goodbye Normal Jeans · Dances With Dogs · The Son Also Roses · The Texas Skillsaw Massacre · Full Metal Dust Jacket · Pigmalion · Megalo Dale · Boxing Luanne · Vision Quest · Queasy Rider · Board Games · An Officer and a Gentle Boy · The Miseducation of Bobby Hill · The Good Buck · I Never Promised You an Organic Garden · Be True to Your Fool · Racist Dawg · Night and Deity · Maid in Arlen · The Witches of East Arlen

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