|Life: A Loser's Manual|
|Season 12, Episode 22|
|Air date||May 18, 2008|
|Written by||Dan McGrath|
|Directed by||Anthony Chun|
It Came From the Garage
Life: A Loser's Manual is the two hundred-thirty-fifth episode of King of the Hill. It was first aired on May 18, 2008. The episode was written by Dan McGrath, and directed by Anthony Chun. Johnny Knoxville guest stars as Hoyt.
Luanne's long-lost father and Peggy's brother, Hoyt, returns to Arlen after being incarcerated for years. As it turned out, no one had known he was in prison except Peggy (she let eveyone else think that he was working on an oil rig), so the news of Hoyt's release comes as a surprise, along with the update that he had spent time in prison for a separate crime, making this his second offense. Due to the "three strikes law", should Hoyt commit one more felony he will get a mandatory life sentence. With nowhere else to go, Hoyt turns to his daughter and sister for guidance and a little bit of dough; Lucky quickly susses out Hoyt's real story as well. When Peggy refuses to give Hoyt a handout, he decides to take matters into his own hands and robs a restaurant to get some cash.
Meanwhile, Luanne's husband, Lucky, turns to Hank for some insight on how to become a better father. He meets with Hoyt to get to know his father in law at Bacon 'N Waffles. Hoyt acts like he is going to pay the tab, then walks out with Lucky. They are quickly pursued and hide in an alleyway. Hoyt admits to robbing the restaurant and explains he is on the "Three Strikes Rule"- being arrested now will put him away for life. He tricks Lucky into taking the fall, as he feels he will get a lesser sentence, and he had just gotten back to bond with Luanne again. Peggy (who, as we all know, doesn't like Lucky) tries to rationalize keeping him out of prison, but after Bobby tells them that Hoyt was selling him on the virtues of crime because Bobby is too young to get any major prison time, Peggy sadly agrees with Hank that Hoyt is worthless, and he needs to be exposed as the true culprit. Peggy then leaves out her car keys and a fair amount of money to tempt Hoyt into stealing them, which he does, and when he buys a large amount of illegal prescription drugs he gets arrested. Hoyt is put in a cell adjacent to Lucky's, and Lucky listens in silent disgust when Hoyt tells the officers that Luanne is behind the drug purchases. Hank shows up and Hoyt begins talking about how he needs help, but Hank lays down the law: Hoyt is going to get his 3rd strike and spend the rest of his life in prison, and the only way to provide any redemption is for him to confess to both the robbery and the drug purchase. Hoyt quickly folds, asking Hank to come up with a cover story for Luanne so she doesn't know he'll never see her again.
Hoyt is sent back to jail, but Lucky tells Luanne that he went back to the oil rig on a "lifetime contract", and Hank (with great difficulty over this white lie) agrees that oil is more important to the U.S. economy than propane, thus preserving her good image of her father by not allowing her to learn that he is a disgraced convict.
In the subplot, Dale builds his guard tower thinking that so long as it's just slightly under specifications the city can't reject it. Unfortunately, he not only built it under-spec but also without a foundation.
- Hank Hill
- Peggy Hill
- Bobby Hill
- Luanne Platter
- Dale Gribble
- Joseph Gribble
- Jeff Boomhauer
- Bill Dauterive
- Lucky Kleinschmidt
- Hoyt Platter
Hoyt's appearance in the episode created several inconsistencies:
- In the episode, Hoyt says he hasn't seen Luanne since she was a little girl. However, there are flashback scenes in earlier episodes where it's implied that Hoyt is present, and in those scenes Luanne isn't much younger than her current age.
- One notable example is in Pilot, where Luanne is said to be staying at the Hills because her parents are still fighting. Later, she runs in crying saying her mother went to prison after Hoyt threw out her beer, resulting in Leanne stabbing him in the chest with a fork and the trailer tipping over. At this time, she was about 19 at this time
- In Leanne's Saga, Luanne mentions calling Hoyt to invite him over to see her mother again.
- In Happy Hank's Giving, Luanne's main reason for going to Thanksgiving in Montana was to see her father again.
- Bill once said that Hoyt looked just like a male version of Peggy, but in this episode, Hoyt bears little resemblance to his sister save for identical hair colors.
- Since propane is "a by-product of natural gas processing and petroleum refining" [Wikipedia], Hank's internal struggle about propane vs. oil at the end is a little overdone.
- Hank mentions that he has never met her brother. However, since Peggy and Hank have been dating since high school, he must have met him at some point before.
- When Dale refers to his long-dreamt dream of building a guard tower in his yard, Hank reminds Dale that the zoning board has turned him down six times already. One of these attempts by Dale to build a guard tower is seen in the episode Flush with Power, where the zoning board is shown denying Dale's request to build his guard tower with an electric fence.
- This is the 2nd guest starring appearance for Johnny Knoxville in the series. The first was in the Season 10 episode Business Is Picking Up as the voice of Peter Sterling.
Hank: "Pee-pee money is not an employment history."
Lucky: "My dad always said a man's wallet should only hold cash, razor blade and a lucky poker chip." (Edu-Macating Lucky DVD Release Version)
Lucky: "Were you on the state oil rig or the federal?" (You Get What You Give DVD Release Version)