|First appearance||Not in My Back Hoe|
|Voiced by||Drew Carey|
Hal (voiced by Drew Carey) is a man who looked and acted a lot like Hank, and even drove the same truck. Hank and Hal met at the Arlen Mega Lo Mart in the Season 4 episode "Not in My Back Hoe." Both of them were admonishing store clerks for not knowing about proper tool use. Hank later met Hal again at a gas station, when they started to hang out regularly, thus upsetting Hank's best friends Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer, they stopped seeing each other when they couldn't find time to hang out anymore.