Bystand Me
Season 10, Episode 2
Air date September 25, 2005
Written by Kit Boss
Directed by Dominic Polcino
Episode guide
Hank's On Board
Bill's House

Bystand Me is the one hundred-eighty-eighth episode of King of the Hill. It was first aired on September 25, 2005. The episode was written by Kit Boss, and directed by Dominic Polcino.


When the Arlen Bystander newspaper gets a new editor, Peggy gets a job writing a household hints column. However, Peggy doesn't know any household hints so she makes some up. However her idea for a cleaner (ammonia and bleach) creates what is reffered to in the episode as Mustard gas, even though ammonia and bleach would actually make chloramine gas (which is still a toxic gas). Meanwhile, Hank makes Bobby get a paper route and Bobby lets Dale do his routes.




  • In this episode, Peggy does Hank's trademark "Bwaaah" scream when she finds out that the household hint she published in her newspaper column is a recipe for mustard gas.
  • The title is a reference to the Rob Reiner film "Stand By Me," based on the Stephen King novella "The Body."
  • In one of the last scenes, when Hank, Peggy, Bobby and Dale go see the newspaper deliverers for help, the third man from the left in the group, with a red hat and glasses, appears to have a red jacket for the first few shots but in later shots his jacket is blue.

Season 9 Season 10 Season 11

Hank's On Board · Bystand Me · Bill's House · Harlottown · A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown · Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana? · You Gotta Believe (In Moderation) · Business Is Picking Up · The Year of Washing Dangerously · Hank Fixes Everything · Church Hopping · 24 Hour Propane People · The Texas Panhandler · Hank's Bully · Edu-macating Lucky

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